Ticket in the trash

So as most of you know I just got back from an eventful weekend in Vegas. Again, as most of you know the notorious T.J. "I'm dumber than rocks" Lipold accompanied me on this trip. As soon as we got there the addictive gambler in T.J comes out right away. He heads straight towards the sports book to make a bet. He bet Texas and Maryland, a two team parlay. The ticket was worth 600 dollars if he won. T.J and his dad went and got breakfast after placing there bets. Farmer, Doran, Goody and I looked for places to watch the games. About 45 minutes later we meet up again. Right as we meet up I state, "Wow I'm surprised T.J. hasn't lost anything yet." 5 seconds later I hear a loud Shreak, "Wheres my f*cking ticket!". Yes, he did it. The idiot lost his 600 dollar ticket. T.J. Sprinted back to try and find the lost ticket. After about 30 minutes I get a call from him. "My man!!! I found the ticket in the middle of the trash! It's my fucking week!." T.J. went back and dug in the trash of the place he ate and found that damn ticket! And to no ones surprise he ended up winning the 600 dollar bet. This goes to show, it really does pay to be stupid!